Jalalatul Mulk,
All praise is for Allah who is the creator of the universe and the Islamabad winter; who created the D-Chowk and did not create the public toilets in his infinite wisdom, so that the mushrikeen and apostates do not become arrogant and cast aspersions on the divine purpose.
Allah SWT has mandated that the House of Ittefaq will rule the Land of the Pure and provide justice to all those wronged by the satanic Tinpot regime, including Malik Ishaq and Maulana Ludhianvi. They will continue, under the supervision of Brother Rana Sanaullah, to lay waste the ranks of the heretics and those who hold partners with God and Yours Truly.
Dear Brother in Islam,
The enemy of the faith, the infiltrating mole of the House of Denial, the cat’s paw of the Elders of Zion, the curse of the Canadian tundra has left and left us in peace. Allah’s bounty is truly boundless, and one cannot be thankful enough. It has set the Baitul Maal back by an amount of two hundred million rupees, but for the safety of the people and the peace of the land, it is a price worth paying.
The Aal e Imran are still spreading distress and fitna in the land of the faithful, and perverting the course of justice, especially the noble mount of the intrepid and pious Chief Justice from reaching the Supreme Court.
The chair of authority, Your Majesty, in the Land of the Pure, is no bed of roses. One has to be totally committed to maintain firm contact between one’s bottom and the seat of power. Otherwise, there are people every where who can not tell the difference between the finger of God and the finger of General Bajwa, neither of which is going up anytime soon, God willing.
Ya Akhi,
Al Bakistan is making rapid progress in the path of Allah SWT. We are going to build a motorway to the heart of China, which can carry the blessed hydro-carbons from the Kingdom and dedicated missionaries such as Brother Zawahiri to Kashghar where they can spread Islamic awakening and green house gases by the grace of God.
In return, Brother Xi Ping is building power houses in Al Bakistan which will be fueled by Thar coal and ethnic minorities. By 2017, Yours Truly and the Prodigal Brother will eliminate load shedding and the religious minorities from the Republic.
The trade between the Kingdom and the Republic will also blossom so that we can import all our energy needs and can export world class, dedicated, frontally lobotomised, soldiers of Islam, to support the brotherly Aal e Saud, may Allah be pleased with them. In addition, we can send, container loads of fresh fruits and vegetables, such as Brother Imran.
My friend and mentor, Hakim Hazik, says that the IQ of both the countries will go up.
You can keep the container, as a humble gift from your devoted brother,
Noon.
