The flower of our YouthiasLau ji, I told you so. The reach of the mullah is up to the mosque. The reach of the Mullah Torontino is up to Mrs. Saga. I think so, he has settled his account with Bajwa Sahib. Naoo, he will relax on Dixie Road and Onionpur Sahib will give him a foot massage, whereas Brother Mran will eat a hundred onions and a hundred shoes also. Suck more.
Half af the MNAs are not giving resignation. Brother Mran thinks he is a nuclear power. He has exploded a soosai bum for innocent innocent youthias who were taken in by his pramise of Naya Pakistan. If he had come to me or the Shriek Chairman, I would have told him that Bajwa Sahib, in the best national interest, will give you a ladder which you must nat step on. If you do, he will pull it in the best national interest and you will be stuck on the roof af the container forever and will go to the Bani Gala Palace only to do number two.
Miansab is same to same. If you do nat know how to fly, you should nat pinch the battam af the air hostess. First you take pangas and then you go running to watch parade with Journal Sahib. The anchors are nat much different. First they shout father mother af the fauj and then they go running to the Bol TV, faster than Husain Bolt. If they had any sense, they would come to the Shriek Chairman School af Politics where Your Brother is Professor Emeritus, by the grace af Gaad. (The Bridegroom Tax af ten percent is aaf during Moharram.)
I did the face showing af my book in Parus. You should have come. Chairman Bilawal came. I wrote it all myself, in Englush. Hakim Hazik Saab made small small corrections only. No, I did naat stay in the chatoo. Shriek Chairman is keeping it out af the press at the moment. Even Bilawal stayed in a bed and brakefast.
It was about BB Sheed. She was a securety risk, carding to Journal Meed Gul. Whereas the peepal he was giving money to, in suitcases, were strategic assets. Naoo, Journal Rheel is killing same to same strategic assets, before they kill all the journals. This is what they teach them in Cummand and Staff College. The shame does nat come to them.
When I was reading in Central Maadel School, GN Butt Saab taught us the tenses, the direct indirect sapeach and the active voice passive voice. Lamdoolillah, as he spent two two three three years in his classes, Your Brother never makes any mistake in Englush sapeaking. Butt Saab also told us to beware af Laat Macauly. Aan this pint, I gree with Mran.
Laat Macauly is nat coming, Laat Macauly has already come.
(Please don’t tell Mran that I am going to Sweezerland to see if Shaikhal Milk Saab can get back the diamond necklace of Sheed Bibi.)
Santor Mohammad Jahangir Bother,
Ex Journal Secty.
